I discovered the greatest snack combo that's gonna blow Martha or whoever from Cape Cod's snack choice out of the water. Eat Oh Boy O'Berto's pepper beef jerky with an ice cold coca-cola, preferably in the 20oz plastic bottle.
We’d thank you, but you already threw out a “you’re welcome”, so it seems unnecessary .
I'm not sure where to suggest a wacko snacko so I'm doing it here!
Ritz crackers + frosting.
I know it sounds just terrible for you, but if you get the ratio right, the deliciosity far outweighs the guilt. I recommend "Pillsbury® Creamy Supreme Cream Cheese" flavor but that's only because that's the only frosting I've tried in this combination. For all I know there are LITERALLY a few flavors that could be good.
Also because I tried this only due to a severe onset of depression after a bad break up, I'd recommend you guys break up with your wives for the full effect.
Dear Ranger Smith and i love the 80"s guy.
I am a loyal viewer of your podcast, i know i am not a viewer.
i have a suggestion for your wonderful podcast. and it is the delicious, classic Reese's cup.
thank you in advance your friend Terry Day
I see someone has already asked this, but I want reiterate that you guys pick some very nice interludial songs and I'd love to know what bands are making those songs. Particularly the Toblerone episode had a lovely interludial song. You may use the word "interludial" if you'd like, which I've just created. Think of it as a gift.
Lot of homegrown bands from here in NYC. Olaf the genius. Don’t sue us when we use your word.
Development on the Oatmeal Creme Pies suggestion, which I'm sure you've been anxiously anticipating (since the oatmeal creme pie game is a consistently adapting and transfiguring one): there's this thing called a "big pack." Or maybe it's called something else, but I am too lazy to check this on, like, the internet or in my own kitchen or something. NOT ONLY do you get more(?) pies, BUT they are HUGE. YOU MUST/COULD LOOK INTO THIS.
why not orville redenbacher's microwave popcorn???
LOVE your podcast! Great analogies and tidbit on Canada. I am an ignorant American and really have no clue about Canada! Thank you for the great insight on snacks and the education!
This is not a question, but I thought Mike would enjoy this...I am a huge Dave Matthews fan and was just watching a documentary on the band (yes, I have no life), and at a show on April 4th, 1992, Dave himself (!) introduced the band as THE Dave Matthews Band. So I think if he can do it, you should be able to on Twitter, even if it's not the official name. Oh, and Tom, stop pretending you don't like Dave!
I cast aside your "rolls-royce" of ice cream, and suggest, instead, Graeter's french-pot style ice cream. If you do some research, you will discover that this is the densest ice cream available. I would send you some, but I'm waiting until I become a semi-successful tv actor and get a few royalty checks. You thought you'd had ice-cream, but you haven't. This one goes up to 11.
Have you covered Freezer Pops yet? If not, no time like the sweaty,hot-as-hell present! Actually, I just want to hear how you'll handle it if one of you sucks the melting pop down the wrong pipe, which is a common hazard of this treat. I wish you no harm, just for entertainment's sake, ya know?
I'm also upset that Shreddies aren't sold in the US. Do CHEX work as a substitute?
No! Hell NO! Do NOT substitute Chex for Shreddies. Madness lies that way. Do what i do. Go to Canada every few months, fill a U-Haul with Shreddies, and when they stop you at the border and ask what you have in the U-Haul, reply “Shreddies”.
hi, i was at a Stella shows about 3 years ago.
DO YOU REMEMBER ME?
also i see you on tv all the time do you remember me from there? i yelled at you all last night when you were talking about planes.
also if this is tom answering questions, i liked you in scrubs and had no idea you were in anything else! glad to see things are going well with yogi bear and all!~
Hey guys. I just wanted to spew some knowledge in your face. I'm listening to the Bugler podcast for the second time, and I think when they say, "All other snacks are pointless" on the bag, there's a second meaning of no other snack has a cone type shape that comes to a point. Nah mean? Have a good podcast byeeee.
You are right. Consider this knowledge spewed all over Magic’s face.
I have a snack suggestion for you. It's a little wacko but delicious. Eat ramen noodles (preferably chicken) but don't cook them. crush the dry noodles up in the bag, then open. pour in the powder seasoning then shake the bag to season the dry noodles. Then snack away on a delicious crunchy treat.
Graham, we have taken this one to the staff to vote on, because most of them live on Ramen noodles a s a MEAL. There is a lot of anger over here.
Have you ever considered some kind of 'Man vs. Food'-style challenge? I would love to see Mike and Tom face off in a snacking battle royale! (I'd also like to throw in an additional request for Totino's Pizza Rolls, which are responsible for 90% of my BMI.)
Crackers (any kind) with mustard. Turkish Delight microwaved with original Maira teabuiscits. And, if you find the individual snacks from this type o category to be unworthy, a Willy Wonka wacky combo of snacks. These are just a few of what snacks I eat when I'm at the movies or a school play. Try to see if you can pick one of these and try em out. Good job, Mike for making me laugh on "I love the __s" and Very Famous. And Tom, thanks for bieng one of the few great things Canada's ever made.
Ok, what I have for you is the loblolly, as passed down from one fat family member to another. Take a tall glass and fill it with your favorite cookie (I strongly recommend oatmeal cookies or, my favorite, Nutter Butters). Break them up, so you can pack'em in. Then fill the glass up with 2% or whole milk (because skim is for French people). Stir it up and start eating. You could also use birthday cake, but that's pretty pro. I'm not sure you guys are ready for that.
Hahaha! “Not sure you guys are ready for that”! Hahahaha!!! Oh, that’s good! That’s rich, Thanks for that one. Nice going, indeed. Whew. good stuff.
When I was a kid and my mom would take me to the movies, she would always buy me the same snack. This was so engrained into my brain that I now buy them solely out of habit every time I go to the movies. I'm curious how a couple pros feel about this obligatory snack in my world. So if you get a chance, I'd love to hear your thoughts on the iconic SNOCAPS! I'd send you some if I wasn't a cheap and lazy bastard. Love, NickG
Look Nick, lets be clear: we’re ALL cheap and lazy bastards here. I am not a fan of the “pebbly” top ‘o the SNOCAP. Doesn’t mean it won’t get its own podcast, tho
I've been an avid listener since the Muffinsode.I stood idly by when you PETERed Crudites. I watched as you reviewed Third Degree Burn Scorchin' Habanero Doritos. I said nothing when you did Meanies. But now I must speak up: who the fuck wants to hear you two blab about Tato Skins?
My in-laws are from PA and I'm often subjected to Butterscotch Krimpets. Not only did the expired snack fail to kill you, but it sounds like it gave you a very accurate impresson of its so-called "fresh" counterpart; spongy, shimmering fish oil pastries. Also, my kids are Yogi Bear fans and I secretly imagine Tom busting out his pissed-off Teddy Graham impersonation whenever they watch it. Has no one suggested Easy Cheese yet? How about ants on a log (celery, PB and raisins)?
No, the krimpet just about did us in. Until we did the guac episode, and THAT just about killed me. Clearly, the snack game is volatile and menacing, and occasionally covered in fish oil. Might very well be time for ants on a log. Or maybe some raisins ‘n PB on celery.
Your episode on the Take 5 bar was really amazing. I have shared it with several co-workers and now everyone is eating them! Remember that with great power... Anyway here it is: you need to do an episode on the Chunky bar.
With great power…what?! WHAT?! With great power comes great…WHAT? WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT???!!!!!