Mike & Tom Eat Snacks

I cast aside your "rolls-royce" of ice cream, and suggest, instead, Graeter's french-pot style ice cream. If you do some research, you will discover that this is the densest ice cream available. I would send you some, but I'm waiting until I become a semi-successful tv actor and get a few royalty checks. You thought you'd had ice-cream, but you haven't. This one goes up to 11.