Mike & Tom Eat Snacks

I'm not sure where to suggest a wacko snacko so I'm doing it here!

Ritz crackers + frosting.

I know it sounds just terrible for you, but if you get the ratio right, the deliciosity far outweighs the guilt. I recommend "Pillsbury® Creamy Supreme Cream Cheese" flavor but that's only because that's the only frosting I've tried in this combination. For all I know there are LITERALLY a few flavors that could be good.

Also because I tried this only due to a severe onset of depression after a bad break up, I'd recommend you guys break up with your wives for the full effect.